Some highlights:
-Em and I are still in the running for Ford Focus 2011 - rumor has it they eliminated 6 more teams...which leaves 11 teams left...and 6 will be on the show...whew doggie...we keep going...
The adventures of my 6am flight...(won't share all, just the HIGHLIGHTS)
-while standing in line for my boarding pass (at 5:30am for my 6am flight), got to the airport at 3am BTW...a bumble-ing old dude...apparently followed by two other people "cut" in front of me...to which the person behind me said "lady, that's the second person to do that to you" - I turned and smiled and said...sorry, I am not awake until 10am if I am not working :) ...then I had to...I said sir, you cut in line...then he proceeded to pass out free drink cards (NICE)...and his cute little asian honey said "you takey care of everything." WOW. I am so sick of hideous old fat men getting cute young things...like most BS sitcoms on tv today...seriously tho - I wanted the airline woman to say "next" and me to proceed...apparently, this is worse than the ralphs/kroger/harris teeter/acme deli line...was waiting for the flight attendant/stewardess (which is politcally correct), to re-enact a scene from THE WRESTLER and jam her hand into the printer and say "F" all of ya'll and run out ...kidding...
-My flight was delayed an hour because of the FLOODS IN CALIFORNIA...of course I move here for fun and sun...and get mudslides...well, I digress...
-I sat next to a woman reading a racy novel on the plane...on a KINDLE (insert that cute music from the commercial on the beach, here) I proceed to peer over my sunglasses (yes, I am that weirdo on the plane who wears sunglasses)....and pretend to snore...whilst I "accidentally" moaned...she replied...oh, um...to which I responded "no worries, I too have been following Winthrop and Joanna's adventures since page 27, I want to "feel his heat enter her sex as her thighs quiver with lust." She laughed.
*wanted a little middle eastern in the mix (as that is who I imagine in my fantasies)...mmmm
*for the rest of you ladies (and some men, I'm sure)...
-On the next flight...I sat next to a cute little dorky anthropologist in seat 20c (YEAHHHH WINDOW), which turned out to be the first seat once you entered the plane - interesting! And she started watching...wait for it...wait for it...TWILIGHT...twilight final scene
and offered to share her ear pieces with me...of course...I did not need because I know the whole movie by heart...
-Finally, I arrive at the Philly airport...my luggage on the next flight...and find be be be bop bop bop ...carolers...who make interesting sounds instead of singing...and get pix with them...my sister informed me we would be going caroling too - I told her not unless we wear the said outfits...a la a Charles Dickens classic :)
At sister's - went caroling with cute little kiddies...but the creepiest thing is when the people inside the house come out and get all close and try to touch you and smell you...trust me if you carol in random Jersey neighborhoods...THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU and it's v creepy...best part was the lights that attach to your carol book - I clipped it to my shirt and made BLAIR WITCH faces...some kids left crying...sorry, no pix :( waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*I will provide you with weird doll my sister thinks looks like me? eewww what?
Also, had to deal with pervy elf in the bathroom - see slideshow...seriously, if you try to pee and he is around...good luck...he is still in time out (and will be for a very long time)...since time out should be = to your age/years in minutes (5 year old = 5 minutes)...considering most nutcrackers date back to ancient greece - think before you look next time...
*****************Have more stories...will post later promise...until next time...I love you fans...keep smiling keep shining...keep following the auto bon bons and you just might be driving a new 2011 Ford Focus by the end of February 2011 :)
Lee lee
