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I was out and about shopping for tomorrow's big deal (Thanksgiving) with my pop's earlier today and it became quite apparent to me there are several laws of "etiquette" which people in Los Angeles (and probably in general) are severally lacking. Just so you yourself don't become apart of that tribe I am here to guide you in a few key concepts that everyone should know and practice EVERYDAY:
1.) PLEASE AND THANK YOU's - it's quite amazing how far a sweet - make that simply a KIND disposition can get you. I overheard a woman at the meat counter today say, "gimme 6 pounds of your pork belly." Slumped over and seemingly sad, the butcher bagged her items. Without so much of a thank you she whisked the package out of his hand and embarrassed for us all - I farted really loudly....just to cause a distraction...ok - that's not true either but now that I have your attention.......What is true is I think everyone forgot that saying please and thank you is so important. The added bummer to this whole situation is when the consumer isn't saying his please's and thanks, the cashier becomes frustrated and rude because they have dealt with this kind of BS all day long.....then they take that with them when they leave work and the whole thing starts ALL OVER! Still with me? BOOBIES........
2.) WALKING IS LIKE DRIVING - that is, you walk like an asshole, you'll more than likely drive like an asshole and the other way around. What I'm trying to say here jack holes of aisle walking, is that YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WALK ON YOUR RIGHT. When in doubt walk on your flipping right.
***While you're learning this key part of life, please do us all a favor and teach your children the same thing. That's the last thing any of us need, little children pushing and screaming their way through the grocery store. I'm going off course here - but that's another thing that's completely rude, bringing your young and impatient children to the grocery store, mall, antique shop with you wherever you go. Rude to your child, rude to the store owners, most importantly rude to the patrons....
I digress, the thing is - if everyone understood that we are to walk on our right there wouldn't be so many foot traffic jams, "EXCUE ME! I'M WALKING'S!" and overall anger that definitely does NOT need to be added to this world.
I don't have anything extra to add to that - I just want you to walk on your right.
There are many things more that I need to run by you i.e. elaborating on children, and elevator exiting but to avoid boring you and to appease the pops who is visiting from out of town who just leered over my shoulder and said and I quote, "that's a blog post? that's a long F*cking (hmmmm what went in place of that asterisk??? hmm) blog..." I will end this and keep you craving more
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